Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Lay my body on the railroad tracks, I hear the train a comin'...

Ever want to know what would happen if you were to lay down on the railroad tracks while a train rumbled past over your body?  Now, you'll never have to try it, since this fellow did the experiment for you.  What would have happened to you?  In this case, at least, with these tracks and this train, you would have survived.  But... 99 out of 100 people would have called you a fool for the rest of your life.  You'd have had to live with the guilt and shame of having possible inspired the death and dismemberment of children who try to copycat you.  And no one would have ever had sex with you again because you'd have had near-death stink all over you.  Look.  Gravy Rainbow loves crazy and random.  But there are smarter ways to try to slice out your 15 minutes of fame.  Now go jump off a roof.         

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